DM Chosen1's Fucked-Up Stories of the Day

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I seem to find lots of funny fucked up stories so im gonna start sharing them daily with you untill i run out. Enjoy :)


http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local...three_found_busted_after_getting_lost_in.html

Thats ones pretty fucking funny, just look at the middle kids tits....i could see Ren getting into some shit like this.



Heres another rediculours story...

Natalie Jackson was slapped up with a £150 fine (or $264) at KFC - for staying too long as she ate a bucket of chicken. This woman and a friend tackled a family size bucket! Jackson is a nurse in training and her friend chomped down 14 pieces of chicken, 6 bags of fries and soda before departing. The chicken was about an hour and a half of straight eating and roughly 5,456-calories. She was given a ticket for parking in the lot for passing the 75-minute limit. She simply said, "We were hungry."

 
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Can you imagine going into the washroom after she is finished unloading the 20lbs of chicken she just ate. Wonder if she can even reach around that far to wipe her ass?
 
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That bitch looks mean, if she wanted sex, i dont know if i could fight her off.