The Twitter thread.

[DM OldmanJenkins]

Why is it that whenever coffee touches my lips I instantly have emergency mudbutt?

LMFAO The hot liquide and caffine stimulates the intestine and colon, rushing it all through, catalyzing the digestion. Happens to me every morning. I kinda depend on coffee to poop now.

 

[DM Morbid]

I Your the one that brags about being better in VIDEO GAMES.

this guy lol, the one who brags about his amazing ftb3 teams and how "he alone made tor quit" and all that ahahahahaha LMFAO


Anyways, back to the thread....

Right now I am wondering why I never went to my girlfriend's house and got some. #penisissad

 

[DM RC-blazer]

Having to go out in the cold to pick up my Bro from a friends house. =L

 

[Coolking101]

Thinking about Watergate

 

[DM RC-blazer]

Lol, remember this?
And Tom mah biatch, where's you aty?
And ot, I'm waiting at a really borong bus stop. :L

 

[Adverse]

Getting my book club together and circle jerkin to harry potter and the shit below

#JLife

 

[DM Bowser]

Getting my book club together and circle jerkin to harry potter and the shit below

#JLife

LMFAO at CoolKing

 

[DM ViSiioNaRY]

LMFAO !!! wow haha

 

[DM Batman]

Thats just messed up lmfao ...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[DM RC-blazer]

At college, GF not texting back. :L pretty sure it's just broken phone or no credit, it played up yesterday.
#boredasfuck

 

[DM Tom]

Being on the site since?? uhh i dunno very long ago! Whats up with you guys?