Some Funny COD Jokes!!

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id take a bullet for you...on cod. ha no im jk that would ruin my killstreak.
I've received more care packages than Haiti.
Your mom's lips are golden from giving me 1000 head shots.

You know you're addicted to COD...
When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located
When a camera flashes, you drop to the floor.
When your playing football and blame the other team of lagging.
When You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Don't Clan Hop

So 2 girlfriends from Ladies 2 Die 4 are talking about their sex lives with their husbands. So girl 1 says "Its so great. Its like we set off a tactical nuke every time". Girl 2 says, "Well, my husband is more like a UAV. Hes easy to get and call in but when he arrives he does little to help and he only last 30 seconds.

Youre are such a good camper you are going to start hosting Man vs Wild

Last night, i got your girl into last stand. I used deep impact to double tap her Bouncing
Bettys. She sucked me like she had iron lungs, i am glad i had Painkiller. We went all night using Extreme Conditioning. Her sleight of hand got me to Sonic Boom all over her face. luckily for her i used steady aim so none of it went on her hair. We went round for another round because i was packing One man Army, and you didn't hear us because we were both using ninja.

Win! 11 killstreak, time to call in my dogs!
Friendly dogs inbou- *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

When you see a hawt chick on the mall and accidentaly say Our UAV is online

Every time you hear somone zipping up their coat you start looking around for boosters.