jokes

id take a bullet for you...on cod. ha no im jk that would ruin my killstreak. I've received more care packages than Haiti. Your mom's lips are golden from giving me 1000 head shots. You know you're addicted to COD... When you take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters...

WARNING: THIS THREAD IS NOT FOR THOSE WHO GET OFFENDED EASILY. THIS THREAD WILL CONTAIN JOKES OF SEXISM, RACISM, AND MORE OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. VIEW THIS THREAD AT YOUR OWN RISK. Also, none of these jokes are mine. I am not racist, sexist, or am prejudice in any way. Do not get mad at me if these...

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check...

due to popular demand (by that i mean poisonedevil) i have decided to start posting jokes on the site again so here we go! EDIT: forgot to state (for copyright reasons, etc.) that these jokes are not mine, im simply passing them over from another site for your entertainment. enjoy!

THE FACEBOOK TRICK: press up,up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter key, then right click then press up and down and magic circles appear! I swear to god this works, my friend had it as their status and I said yeah right no way i tried it and BOOM circles are going CRAZY as i'm...

hi i decided i could use a laugh and decided to look jokes up...i did find a site and thought i would forward these jokes to all my fellow members...i did not make these jokes...im posting these for you entertainment...ENJOY :D!!! Little 'Kids' _____________ Little Johnny and Jenny are...

The best wun I heard was.......... "Shit bitch"........you think ur fresh....?, Bitch,.......... I'M RIPE....... lets hear urs......... Mrs. Meat::cheers

Lets share some laughter and smiles Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents (PG) Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for the night. Being the responsible type, the boy went to the Pharmacy to purchase...