Joke of the day

Stream:

DM Caveman

Taste the Rainbow
4,441
0
0
0
Console: Headset:
Little Johnny is at it again...







President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy?'



'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident..'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove e over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.
 
Stream:

DM xFantin

Retired Canadian
Founder
Addict
3,144
13
145
0
Console: Headset:
a guy and a girl sit in the park on a bench.
the girl sais: "My shoulder hurts".
so the guy tells her "let me kiss it and make it better"
he does it and she sais again "My Knee hurts"
the guy kisses the knee and she sais again "my Head hurts"
the guy kisses her head, THEN SHE SAIS: "MY BREASTS HURT"
THE GUY GOES TO KISS IT AND AN OLD MAN THATS SITTING BEHING THE GUY TAPS HIM ON THE SHOULDER
AND ASKS: "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT DO YOU HEAL HEMOROIDS?"
 
Stream:

Royal1Wun

Prestige 2
1,622
16
0
0
Console: Headset:
Lmfao at the lil johnny joke...thats the funniest wun I've heard in a minute