If you had a COD perk in real life

[DM RC-blazer]

Flak Jacket Pro, So if I ever ran into an explosion I could survive it and walk through fire like it's all good.

Ah, I know why.

 

[DM Deathrow]

Marathon Pro or Ninja Pro. Super silent or fast, either way I can sneak into the girls locker room without any problems

 

[DM FlyMEXboy]

stamin up, so I can last longer