Loot the fuck out of anywhere I can and set up a defensive perimeter of barbed wire, connexes, cement blockades, and claymores around a sturdy building with few entrances.
...The crazy waffle hotdogs from outer space will come and eat our socks, the queen of wonderland will have an epic battle with the wicked witch of the queef, then all the fruits will rebel and shout, "POWER TO TEH FRUITSYA CIsdjaiodja!"
Then all of us wake up finding out it was just a crazy dream :
Then we all lived happily never after. The e- beginning.
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