well....you guys just thought of the obvious things that anybody could do but i.....i think outside the box......
First I'd run to my favorite porn store (Gotham City) and I get my beautiful, first love........Blowserella. Then I'll make a long distance call to Dallas to get Chuck Norris, knowing that he's roundhouse kicking his way through town. Tell him to get his ass here ASAP...wait 0.0001 seconds and he shows up. I let him defend me while i'm having a good time with Blowsie....then i'll have him fly me to Bill Gates's Mansion, kill Zombie Bill Gates with a shotgun to the dragonballz and take his time machine(yes....he's that rich) While i'm still having a good time with Blowsie, i'll send myself back in time to do two things: 1. Go back in time to congratulate Hitler on making the blow up doll (he was one nasty mother fuhrer!) then GTFO!!!!!!! 2. Go back to when Chuck Norris first got his black belt and bring him back to Bill Gates Mansion so I have two fuckin Chuckies! Then I'll just sit back and enjoy all the shit Bill Gates has....probably has an unlimited amount of food and shit for me soooooo.....yeah. But if I can't get to Bill Gates, I'll go to the Playboy Mansion and fuck all the Zombie Bunnies
First I'd run to my favorite porn store (Gotham City) and I get my beautiful, first love........Blowserella. Then I'll make a long distance call to Dallas to get Chuck Norris, knowing that he's roundhouse kicking his way through town. Tell him to get his ass here ASAP...wait 0.0001 seconds and he shows up. I let him defend me while i'm having a good time with Blowsie....then i'll have him fly me to Bill Gates's Mansion, kill Zombie Bill Gates with a shotgun to the dragonballz and take his time machine(yes....he's that rich) While i'm still having a good time with Blowsie, i'll send myself back in time to do two things: 1. Go back in time to congratulate Hitler on making the blow up doll (he was one nasty mother fuhrer!) then GTFO!!!!!!! 2. Go back to when Chuck Norris first got his black belt and bring him back to Bill Gates Mansion so I have two fuckin Chuckies! Then I'll just sit back and enjoy all the shit Bill Gates has....probably has an unlimited amount of food and shit for me soooooo.....yeah. But if I can't get to Bill Gates, I'll go to the Playboy Mansion and fuck all the Zombie Bunnies