Your Favorite Quote?

[DM DMan]

Me and a bunch of DM just figured out how to quote others and whatnot and it made me think about a few funny quotes. You can either make a funny up or use someone else's words. Be sure to give em' Credit!
you can't see me bitches! :ninja: - DM Dman
o shit! hmy: my masculinity! :shocking:

 

[DM Lordlander]

who is your daddy, and what does he do?

 

[RizZaHReCToR]

DM Hova says - "SWT 3v3??"
SWT Tactics replies - "WHY US? WHY NOT TR OR OA?"

February 25, ingame in mohh2

 

[DM phreaK]

TR stoned/ x15 has no penis DM FLiPSiDe said everyday

 

[Thunder]

DM Caveman: im such a newb

 

[DM CptReilly]

By far the funniest: "Free Cowboy Hats!" - SHAD0W

I said something like "Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal" and Hova said "Oh look at Cpt, he thinks he's Mr. Big Dick now" LMAO.

"Yeah, here in Canada we do pretty epic abortions" - MustEnjoypie

Cave calling his kids "The Termites"

"CTF NOOB!" - SWT Player

 

[DM Lordlander]

By far the funniest: "Free Cowboy Hats!" - SHAD0W

I said something like "Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal" and Hova said "Oh look at Cpt, he thinks he's Mr. Big Dick now" LMAO.

"Yeah, here in Canada we do pretty epic abortions" - MustEnjoypie

Cave calling his kids "The Termites"

"CTF NOOB!" - SWT Player

lol nice ones.

 

[DM CptReilly]

I have been looking for this thread!

Meat: "You gotta slay a few dragons before you get to a princess"

Jack: "Char, I can see down your throat" (I was laughing so damn hard at this, it's kinda hard to explain)

 

[DM xV0LTx]

Twss

 

[DM xFantin]

DM Major Meat: Its 90 degrees!
DM InsaneWaR dam meat thats too warm to take your beaver out.
DM Major Meat: Nick, you get yours ready?
DM InsaneWaR : Yea its ready for tommorow
DM InsaneWaR : 90 degrees! your igloo must have melted!

5 minutes pass with no word..

DM InsaneWaR His igloo melted...

I cant believe this game

ITS SO HARD
DM InsaneWaR TWSS

 

[DM CptReilly]

[Today 04:02 PM] DM Dman: I WANT MY SALAD TOSSED!

 

[BustaCap]

my fav r HATERS ARE YOUR BIGGEST FANS/i kinda made it up
WHY AM I TRYING TO LIVE IF IM LIVING TO DIE/ 2pac
NO GLOVE NO LOVE/I MADE UP

 

[DM CptReilly]

Busta I like "No glove, no love"

Ok, Royal was on fire today, I couldnt stop laughing:

[Today 12:30 PM] DM CptReilly: After reading his stuff I've decided that Shakespeare is an Anti-Semite and a rascist

[Today 12:30 PM] DM Royal1Wun: FINALLY!!!

[Today 12:30 PM] DM Royal1Wun: I told that to my teacher and she was like, No me importante, estas en clase de espanol

[Today 12:31 PM] DM CptReilly: LMFAO!



Then, we were talking about approaching women, and he said this:

[Today 12:38 PM] DM Royal1Wun: Or I coulda been more formal with it and whipped my dick out and said ''do you drive stick?''

 

[DM HuZtL4]

OMFG I was laughing so hard at Cave's quote "Calling his kids the termites" omg LMFAO

 

[DM CptReilly]

[Today 09:59 PM] DM Dman : OMFG......can a nigga get a memo???

And anything Dman says about the HABO Foundation (Help a Brother Out)





Also, Royal's quote about parting the Red Sea... I'll have him post the story

 

[DM CptReilly]

Start at the bottom, idk why it posted upside-down.

[Today 01:10 AM] DM CptReilly:
LMAO

[Today 01:09 AM] Oo SiGmA PwNz:
lol

[Today 01:09 AM] DM Major Meat:
yeah, but when u get a wife, its like being 12 again.....

[Today 01:09 AM] Oo SiGmA PwNz:
hes like 30?

[Today 01:09 AM] Oo SiGmA PwNz:
..

[Today 01:09 AM] R4W SilentKiller13:
y wud u tell us lol

[Today 01:09 AM] DM Major Meat:
grounded

[Today 01:08 AM] Oo SiGmA PwNz:
n btw.. wheres cave been?



"GET OFF MY JIZZ!" - Shunner

"GET OUTTA MY TITTIES!" - Shunner

 

[Royal1Wun]

Oh damn I totally forgot about this. Cpt wanted me to tell my Red Sea story.


Alright so Im at work and I have to go clean the bathrooms. I dont mind doing it because it kills time. So I go into the bathroom and I start cleaning up before I spick and span it. Well I open this wun stall and I just dropped everything. I look down and I find a box...just a regular box...FILLED WITH BLOOD AND TAMPON PARTICALS!! Its just sitting there...staring at me...laughing...and I do what I got to do. So I clean it up ( I grab the end of a broom and push it to the trash can) and I finish cleaning the bathroom. I go back to the front and wun of the front service managers see's me and says ''Whoah man you don't look so good, was it really that bad'' I say ''You might as well call me Moses, because I just departed the Red Sea''

 

[DM Batman]

LMFAO!!!!!...OMG...I would of quit Nick...I would have never done anything that nasty...For the point of this thread,I guess the funniest thing anywun has ever said to me was...R u the real Batman...??!!,this kid was serious too...I was OMG what a noob...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[DM mrwonton69]

this one is for all the asians lol not put asians down but...

its not the size of it, its how you use it

 

[Royal1Wun]

Hahahaha...asains have small penis