Yo Momma Battle!

[DM Bowser]

Yo momma so fat when she gets in the pool her splash attacks actually do damage! (pokemon)

 

[DM Ace of SPADES]

yo momma like walmart, on the corner..its always low prices.

 

[Junnnii]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back [/FONT]

 

[DM4L Krysis]

Some old yo mama joke from the Resistance Retribution times:

"Yo mama is so fat, even Dora could'nt explore her!"

 

[Junnnii]

^lol good one

 

[Coolking101]

Yo Momma's like rail road tracks, laid across the country.

 

[DM Kinger]

Yo Momma so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.

 

[Velatorix]

Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

 

[DM Bowser]

Yo momma so poor even her roaches have EBT cards!

 

[DM Raiden]

Yo momma so fat while she was laying in the border my people couldn't get across

 

[DM Deathrow]

Yo Momma is sooooo fat, when she turns around, we have a welcome back party

 

[Coolking101]

Yo momma is so underweight, trojan named a type of condom after her, ultra ribbed

 

[DM Deathrow]

Yo momma is so fat and black, in the Atlantic Ocean, she looks like BP's oil spill

 

[DM Kinger]

Yo momma so old her highschool reunion is held at the cemetery.

 

[DM Marine]

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.

 

[SlicerXD]

Yo momma is so fat she shits a new country

 

[DM 951RPN]

yo momma so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other peoples fingers.

 

[DM Sandman]

U guys really hate each others' mommas

 

[DM Viktomize]

Yo momma so old i tapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

 

[Night_Raven-_-]

Your mom is so fat that when she jumped into a pool with a white and black bathing suit on everybody screamed FREE WILLY!!