Alright well as well all know Meats Girl is pretty damn sexy however shes soo sexy it rubs off on Major Meat so hes a stud muffin as well...and also it rubs onto lil bryton but nowun cares about him so I wont even go into that
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Cpt gets pussy and its a fact. How do I know? The man wears Puma's(whatever the fuck that is, I still think its an asshole disease). And the man is funny but sometimes he can be to funny so when he asks to fuck a gurl she'll think its a joke...but then she'll play along and then he gets his Just Deserrts.
Jesse is that country boi who will correct me because I said boi instead of boy. This dude will get the path to the cliterus how do I know? because he wanna be a seal and all he has to do is say ''I fight for this country'' and BAM he turns into a vagina hub.
Dman is apparently hot (I wouldnt do him) but he seems to get the gurls because hes always talkin about them....the both of them.
Batman works at Disney World....nuff said
But ya'll are missing the sexiest person of all....Shadow...see me being his brother...I know all about his sexcapades why? because he was never shy about it...I remember we drove by a house and he said ''I remember that house....I fucked the gurl that lived there'' Shadow is a true player....but now hes in a relationship (the death of man) but if he wasnt he would be all up on gurls like a whip cream on a banana split sunday.
