The Have You Ever Game?

[DM Michigan]

Uh idk who russ is so I'm gonna say no

Have you ever been cock blocked looking at porn with a hot girl because the guy is really old/creepy?

 

[Royal1Wun]

Yes it ruins the moment especialy if hes says corny lines

Have you ever been wankin off then farted and it smelled so bad you had to stop

 

[DM Raiden]

no lmao

have you ever jizzed so hard that it reached the wall? lol

 

[DM ToRNaDo412]

uhm no.


have u ever masturbated more than 3 times a day

 

[Royal1Wun]

Back when I was young and full of energy

Have you ever flled up a liter bottle full of piss

 

[DM Michigan]

Um no, not sure why I would do that.

Have you ever jerk it in a school/ public bathroom

 

[Royal1Wun]

Yes I had a gurl jerk me off in college campus if that counts


Have you ever whiped your ass then noticed you got shit on you finger

 

[DM Sandman]

im not going to lie, yes its horriffic

have u ever had a girl say to u "DAMN THATS BIG!"

 

[DM Raiden]

nope

have you ever had a near death experience?? i have twice = /

 

[DM Hunt3r]

Near death experiences? Yup, I probably average about one a year, and that's likely to be on the low side. xD

Have you ever got hard when looking at someone, then when you got closer and you realized it was a guy?

 

[Blokhead]

No, because I don't check out guys.

Have you ever gone parasailing? (1400 ft. in the air ftw!)

 

[DM ToRNaDo412]

no.

have u ever been out of the country?

 

[Blokhead]

Si, en Mexico.

Have you ever had a triple chili cheeseburger?

 

[DM Sandman]

nah, i perfer to keep my kidneys functioning properly

have u ever seen ur own skeletal muscle? (true story)

 

[DM CptReilly]

Blok I went parasailing in mexico it was awesome!

Tor Ive been to Mexico, Holland, Bellgium and France.

Blok I want to try that cheeseburger is iit a real thing?

Sandy: elaborate on your story lol sounds interesting!

I have never seen my skeletal muscle and I hope Ii never have to.

Have you ever been to a strip club?

 

[Royal1Wun]

Kpt your not suppose to answer every single have you ever

And yes I havve but the talent thre was sub par.

Have you ever seen the back of some chick and thought damn shes fine only to have her turn around and you imagine yourself throwing up

 

[DM Poisoned]

throwing up

That was me. Almost threw up.

Have you ever been involved in any accident? (4 car crashes, 2 stair falls, 3 bicycle crashes WITHOUT helmet, many broken bones, me )

 

[DM ToRNaDo412]

no cuz im not a dumbass lol

have u ever waited 20 hours for a flight? yep.

 

[Blokhead]

@cpt: Yes, that cheeseburger exists at a place called Tommy's Burgers

No, I haven't waited 20 hours for a flight, I prefer to wait an hour or even two.

Have you ever gone to show off to some girl you like and end up embarrassing yourself and totally ruin your chances?

 

[DM CptReilly]

YES LMAO

It was during my orientation for college. A ton of 18 year olds pumped to start college and kinda feeling out everyone to see who will make good friends. So there was this one girl, a real sexy thing, and I was chatting her up and she was from out of state so I was providing my expert advice on Colorado. I was telling her about the weather and like a fucking ruhtard I say the most cliche saying ever "YOu know what they say: If you dont like the weather in colorado, just wait 5minutes harharhar" it just slipped out and once it was out there it was like "Oh Im geting a call pce" type of escape.

Also, this girl lived on my floor freshman yr. soooooooo fine. and we were waiting for the elevator talking, and we determined that we have the sme math class and I was like oh so youre in math 1071 and she was like no im in finite math and I was like oh k... I think theyre the same thing and she was like wow w/e. I dont understand some girls and their reactions


Have you ever been publicly humiliated by someone?