Summer Movie Reviews

[DM CptReilly]

Ok so I watch a lot of movies over the summer and instead of writing my long-ass reviews that nobody wants to read I'll just write short summaries and reviews. You can do it too!

Ok here we go...


"Lucky Number Slevin"

Plot: This guy gets involved with 2 crime bosses and has to unfuck himself by working as an assassin for each side... killing ppl on the opposite side. It has great twists and an awesome ending.

Review: Awesome movie, I was pleasantly surprised. Reminded me of "The Usual Suspects" because of all the twists leading up to a crazy ending. Lots of action, violence, and some secks sprinkled in.

9/10

Trailer: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30EeGDiI7MA[/ame]

 

[DM Batman]

Hmmmm never watched the movie,and most likely won't watch it...sorry Cpt nothing against the movie,but I only watch movies when they come out in the dollor movie place...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[DM xFantin]

The Love Guru is a terrible movie... PPl couldnt even review it it sucked so bad!

I thot it would be funny cuz it had hockey in it...and midgets lol

 

[DM Major Meat]

Anywun see ''The Happening''? I wanna see it, but if it sux lemmee know

 

[DM CptReilly]

I have heard bad things about The Happening... but I want to see for my self, I like most M. Night Shamalamadingdong movies the first time I watch them.

 

[DM CharlesK]

Anywun see ''The Happening''? I wanna see it, but if it sux lemmee know

i say watch it, seems like a protect the planet type of message.

watch that and The Incredible Hulk, i saw that one also, very well made and a great story (Liv Tyler looks really good in it)

i saw You Dont Mess With The Zohan, uhmm if its free watch it. The movie has its moments but not greatest.

 

[DM DrastiK]

Anywun see ''The Happening''? I wanna see it, but if it sux lemmee know

the happening in my opinion was ok, if like to see bodies shredded to peieces, with a WHOLE lota gore. cant go wrong there

 

[DM CptReilly]

Speed Racer

If you liked the show then you will like the movie. For those who didnt, this movie has something for everyone: Action, comedy, amazing visuals, violence, hardcore lesbian throwdown with Susan Sarrandon and Christina Ricci, etc.

A lot of ppl didnt like it but I did, and I always encourage ppl to decide if they like things for themselves, not listen to others.

The CPT says: 8/10

trailer:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO2jcwgIi8o[/ame]

 

[DM Batman]

Last movie i saw the prince Casipen of Narina...Better than part 1 but still ok overall...The only reason I saw it was cuz i get free movie tickes from work...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[DM Undead_CORPSE69]

...

i cant do the quote thing so

charles i saw hulk it was good but to me the ending blowed ass

im going to see the mummy wen it comes out here aug.1 yea thats about it

 

[DM CptReilly]

"Into The Wild"

Plot: A college grad that has a comfortable life ahead of him is fed up with the material world and decides to give all his money to charity and go balls deep... into the wild.

Review: This was an excellent movie, it is on imdb's top 250 and now I know why. It is one oof those movies that kind of makes you look at your life in a different way and makes you want to change. The scenery is amazing and the stuff this guy did is even more amazing. It is long and geared towards a crowd that doesn't need constant action and nudity (although there is quite a bit of nudity lol).

The CPT says: 9/10

trailer:
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LAuzT_x8Ek[/ame]

 

[DM xFantin]

i wanna see these two movies:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZQQgvhn4jg[/ame]

AND

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7ftozVc3lI[/ame]

 

[DM4L KY]

Yeah, pritty much:




The Happening- kinda dumb, its really gorey like that other fool said, thats a sneak in



The Strangers- Great movie got me scared to go to my parents house, go watch it dude is so fucking gnar

Dont mess w. the zohan - Wasnt really that funny, the beginning was good, then kinda dive bombed cuz he has sex wkith old ass milfs which is fucking gross *cough, cpt, cough*


Love Guru- Hahahahahashahahahahaha, if you laughed at Kung Foo enter the fist then ull laugh at this, had me laughing alot more then adam sandler's, idk critics dont like it but whatever

Hancock- Idk will smith was pritty chill, that dude knows which movies will be a hit thats for sure.

Get Smart-Steve is fucking hilarious at dumb ass charactors

Walle- it seemed kinda political didnt it? maybe that was just me idk


Dark Knight- Ive seen this movie 3 times on regular, 5 on IMAX (all my friends wanted to go at different times lol) it was really good, it involved 3 villans, but didnt give a hint to the next movie

Mama Mia-went w. a girl, about 10 mins into it just fucking left lol

Step Brothers- Fucking hilarious, but will farrell is a DICK in real life

 

[Velatorix]

I saw Prince Caspian as well Batman, but I thought the first one was much better. Although, Reepicheep is worth watching the movie alone, those parts were awesome. But Dang, you guys watch a LOT of movies. And Cpt, as leader of the movie watchers, get a life dude.

 

[DM Kaxbex]

Into the wild is one of my favorite movies. It was really good.

 

[DM CptReilly]

Ok I have seen a lot of movies since I last posted here...

The Dark Knight:
-Freaking Sweet, best movie I have seen in a long time.

WALL-E:
- Awesome animation great story with a powerful message. This is one of the best movies Pixar has released.

The Thin Red Line:
- I think Volt suggested this one and I just watched it. It is awesome as a war movie but they stick in a lot of emotional bs which I didnt like but the actoin was cool and the cast was amazing. Even CharlesKuh's boy toy Clooney was in it.

We Own The Night:
- A lot of ppl compare this to The Departed, but I dont think its on the same level. Awesome action, cool story, and Eva Mendes is stunning (FYI she has a steamy secks scene). Worth watching if you can find it online.

Jumper:
- Cool effects, lousy acting but w/e I didnt expect much in that department. The story was cool but they really dont give much info on the history of these ppl. Maybee a sequel or prequel would be cool.

Vantage Point:
- Cool story and very cool way of showing us how the events occured. This movie has some continuity issues but w/e its entertaining.

Futurama - The Beast With a Billion Backs:
- Strange story but damn it has a lot of hilarious parts. A must see for Futurama fans.

Walk Hard:
- Not one of my favorite Apatow movies but it has a lot of funny moments, especially wjen he is in his "Bob Dylan" phase LMFAO.

Bourne Ultimatum:
- It won a pant-load of oscars so I decided to see what the fuss was about. AWESOME ACTION AND FIGHT SCENES! It was a good wrap up for the story as well.

I also watched the complete series of "Jericho" which is a show about nuclear blasts taking out 23 US cities (including Denver :furious and how ppl deal with it and what happens to society. 50% of it was really cool conspiracy theory stuff and 50% was small town Kansas emotional buttfucking gaynesss. I really enjoyed it but some of it was freaking gay, I can see why it was cancelled. (its all on cbs.com if you want to sample the firt few episodes).



Ok that's all I can think of, that was like a month's worth of viewing lol so get off me! I always watch smething before I sleep so I get a lot of movies finished.

 

[Murf]

Stepbrothers was one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

 

[DM CharlesK]

Step Brothers - What a Hilarious Movie, i thought Will Farrel peaked already, i came into this movie with low hopes, very good. (8.9/10)
(saw this one on wednesday, a screening.)

Pineapple Express - Probably the greatest movie i have seen next to The Dark Knight jk, but very funny, same producer as Step Brothers, 40 year Old Virgin, Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall etc. Jude Apatow. (9.5/10)
(i watched a screening for this on tuesday)

The Dark Knight - Bone Chilling preformance by Heath Ledger, if you are only allowed to watch 1 movie in a year watch this one. (10/10)

Wanted - Angelina Jolie looked good in it, id watch it again. Interesting twist... (8.5/10)

Wall-E - eh Pixar did a good job, i wasnt expecting much from it but i enjoyed it, very ''cute'' (8.7/10)

Love Guru - what an aweful movie, it was ok, Jessica Alba looked good, Mike Myers is gonna be like Eddie Murphy with his multiple characters (6/10)

Get Smart - this was a really funny movie, felt like 40 year old virgin, Steve Carrel can play these clue-less characters so well. (8.9/10) id watch it again.

Hell Boy 2 Rise of the Golden Army - it was a interesting movie, i saw the 1st one 2 weeks before i saw this screening for this. i was expecting more epic shit cus of the commercials but still a pretty good movie. (8/10)

The Incredible Hulk - i said earlier its good, i liked it. Edward Norton is one of my fav actors. (8.9/10)

Hancock - it has some crazy twist to it, i liked it. i think i wanted more out of it, didnt expect any bad words in it, but will Smith said the F word lol.
"Sue Mc Donalds, bc they fucked you up." (8/10)

hmm ill edit if i watch anymore.