I read a book! O.o

[DM CptReilly]

Well, it's summer, and I read a book, that wasn't required for homework... I feel like areal member of society now. I have to take a Shakespeare class in the fall doh and I want to get a head start, so at work, I read instead of working.

I read "The Merchant of Venice" which is supposed to be a comedy, but it coulda fooled me. This story was all about how Jewish people are pure evil and only concerned with money... I was shocked, it was really fucked up, that Shakespeare was one sick bastard.

Next Up: Othello

 

[Murf]

no. Cpt, you've gone to the darkside....

 

[DM Major Meat]

no. Cpt, you've gone to the darkside....

Yes Cpt, 1 shouldnt dabble in dangerous things such as books! COME BACK INTO THE LIGHT CPT!!!!

 

[Royal1Wun]

I fear that the Cpt we all know and love is gone....we'll miss you ol
chappe

 

[DM JackBauer]

Read A book called Noughts and Crosses By Marlorie Blackman.

 

[DM xFantin]

Merchant of Venice was the Shakespeare book we had to read in grade 9, then romeo and juliet in grade 10. I hate shakespeare, but thats my opinion.

Dan Brown's books are awesome like Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci code

 

[DM CptReilly]

I read Othello, it was all about interracial secks.

I just read A Midsummer Night's Dream today at work and it had more TWSS lines in it than anything I've ever seen. The whole is seriously about squirting (and I quote) "love juice" into people's eyes . And it got into some bestiality as well... Idk what Shakespeare was thinking when he wrote that book lmao.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

books r gay lol

 

[booger]

Agree'd AR. But i have read two full length books.. 1. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell CHECKMATE.2. Football Genius by some dude that came to our school.. my good friend that was on the football team sac'd his son and beat their team 21-0.. he even said that our school whipped his son's schools ass ::cheers

 

[Velatorix]

I used to read constantly before I moved out because frankly, there was nothing else I was allowed to do. Now Shakespeare I hear isn't that great to read and he seems like a strange fellow, but on the whole reading is a good thing with which you can actually LEARN some things. So Cpt, I'm with you bro, keep reading, they may call you a geek or something along those lines but that's just because they are trying to make you look bad to make themselves look better. And we all know that Cpt is the bomb so no worries. DM4L!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RizZaHReCToR]

wow....
You guys really should read more, theres more to life than games.
There so much to gain by opening up a book and expanding you mind.

"books r gay''

How sad....

 

[DM CptReilly]

Yeah Hova's got the right idea.

I have read 3 out of 8 plays that I need to read during my fall class, I think I can burn through another one at work tomorrow, if I finish thm all I wont have to do shit in that class in the fall.

 

[Velatorix]

Ya just ignore what I said before Hova, I see how it is.

 

[DM Kaxbex]

I'm not a fan of reading.
But I do it anyway sometimes when im bored.
I've read Romeo and Juliet, Julius caeser, and hamlet.

But cpt u should read the into the wild book by Krauker.
Way good man.

 

[DM Batman]

Well as most of you know,I use to drive 3hrs of day from Tampa to Orlando.I use to listen to books on CD...Man I love listening to those books...I have listened to all of Dan Brown's works:the author oa Da Vinci Code,all of John Grisham works,author of Rain Maker,Time to Kill,and The Client just to name a few,I have also almost listend to all of Jamer Patterson works,author of Along Came the Spider,and Kiss the Girls,all wonderful pieces of art...If Batman reads or listens to books,then all show follow my example...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[A20 BuZZeD]

No, some books are good...I just can never get into a good book but if u can find one good for u.

 

[DM DMan]

I've been getting the idea to start reading some books nowadays to kill time. I used to never read, then i got into it for a few years and theres that dry spell of books.

 

[DM CptReilly]

I read half of Hamlet at work today and it is pretty badass. Ghosts in armor, ear poison, incest, people acting insane, feeding a corpse to pigs to hide the evidence, this play has it all!

 

[DM xFantin]

Hamlet is like The Lion king for those of you who cant read and say that books suck. And the Twelth Night is like She's The Man. Theres alot of movies out now that arebased on shakespeare that 90% of you wouldnt know. That means youve taken shakespeare without even knowing

 

[DM CptReilly]

Yeah Nick I knew a lot of movies are based on Shakespeare plays, I never made the lion King connection, but it makes sense now lol. I know "10 Things I Hate About You" is based on "Taming Of The Shrew" which Heath Ledger was in. I saw a comedian and he made a crack about it "Heath Ledger's suicide note was called '10 Things I hate about Me'" :rofl4:

Also for those who watch LOST, it is based on The Tempest. I wrote a paper on it, so suck it!