Guess where I pee'd

[Royal1Wun]

Alright ya'll this has got to be my funniest sexual experience so far to date. Alright so its after the big game and Im pumped full of testosterone and when I get back to the feild house this gurl has texted me saying ''That was a great game, we fucking wun!! are you ready to make it better?'' I was like hell fucking yeah!!!!! So you know Im walkin to my truck (kissing all my lady friends) and vroom-vroom Im off. So you know I get there and she wants to go for a walk...I didnt come here to walk I came to fuck. So you know we're fucking and I feel like Im about to cum so I pull out. Well I havnt piss'd ever since 3:25 and the time now is 11:36. So shes suckin my dick and I feel a tingling sensation. I show of my ''O'' face. But...I didnt cum...

I PEED IN HER MOUTH!!!!!!

OMG!!! and the funny thing at first was she didnt notice it was piss so she kept suckin and swalloing!!!

But then later she finds out what it really is. And she freaks the fuck out. She says ''WHAT THE FUCK NICK!!!'' and puts her clothes back on and runs into her house.

I do not give a fuck what happens between us... THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!

I needed to tell Major this but he wasnt on the Shoutboxx so I decided to tell the world XD

 

[BustaCap]

:rofl4:hahahahahahahaha omg dats fucking so funny im crying :rofl4::rofl4:

 

[VyP£r]

hahaha owned

 

[DM Colt]

LMAO ROYAL, i ALMOST PISSED MYSELF READING THIS!!!!!!

 

[DM CptReilly]

LMFAO!

Idk if this is wierd or not, but when I read the title of this thread, I just assumed that it involved a golden shower.

 

[DM HaZ]

lol

 

[DM FlyMEXboy]

LMFAO wow i never though you would do that LOL.

btw nice way to mark your territory lol

 

[DM phreaK]

that reminds me of the one girl i was kissing, we were making out, and i had a bunch of pizza and pop beforehand. i ripped a nice loud burp in her mouth as we were getting hot. lol. but that piss thing ROFL