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[DM MayorWest13]

Me:
You like shrooms?
God:
But I like cats. I like Buddha.
Me:
what do you know about shrooms?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
why is that
God:
" I need time to formulate the reply. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
i thought you are all knowing
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am knowing.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
kk
God:
Are we still talking about shrooms?
Me:
yes we can continue that conversation
God:
Sure, shrooms sounds like a good topic. How?
Me:
do you like them?
God:
""? Do I like them?
Me:
yes you
God:
Gee. " Do I like them?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
do you smoke them?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
Me:
you smoke shrooms?
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

Me:
you watch family guy?
God:
That's good information: said I watch family guy.
Me:
do you?
God:
As often as possible.
Me:
good who your favorite character?
God:
Adam West




Me:
you get high?
God:
You got that right.
Me:
you get high often?
God:
You got that right.
Me:
how often a week?
God:
Hourly.




Me:
who charlie parker?
God:
Konrad Zuse. .
Me:
who's konrad zuse?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.

 

[DM firevice]

Me:
do you know a person named jesus?
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
Is that a rhetorical question?

 

[OnePerfectShOt]

konrad zuse is actually the reason why we have psps right now! Without him, we would be 50 years behind.

And he always thinks jesus is some celebrity lol!

 

[DM ReNeGaDe]

Me:
put ur lips around my fat shaft
God:
OK I will put it there.

YEA god suck my dick haha

 

[DM MayorWest13]

lmao pop this site nub

 

[DM phreaK]

AR take that retarded mayor avatar that you can closely relate to since your retarded yourself out of your profile.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

flip go fck urself ur a fag

 

[DM phreaK]

yea well your retarded. and since im not like yo and judge other guys sexuality, i will excuse your retarded comment you just made.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

ur a dick flip no1 likes u at all

 

[DM phreaK]

noone likes retards. you cant communicate with someone who has half the intelligence of the retarded mayor in their avatar.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

i can like whatever tv show i want just cuz ud rather watch sesame street doesnt mean id have 2

 

[DM phreaK]

you dont actually like the show, you only like the mayor cause hes a downy like yourself. and since your a downy you have the mindset of a 3 year old so im sure your the one who prefers sesame street.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

i like the show dnt tell me wut i like nd dislike

 

[DM phreaK]

no you only like the retarded mayor cause him being retarded relates to you being retarded.

 

[OnePerfectShOt]

ARQ, thats what black people say.

"Dun tell me what i liek"

EDIT: no offense to negroes

 

[DM phreaK]

pop, he cant help it, hes a retard.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

i like all the people in the show nd dnt b a racist pop

 

[DM phreaK]

no you dont. the only character you know is the mayor because you both like to eat creamed corn at the movies with your hand cause your both too retarded to eat with a spoon.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

hmm theres peter,brian,louis,stewie, meg, death, the chicken, joe,cleveland, quagmire, etc