i was sent this in an email a while back thought i'd post it,
1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... i know where my watch is pal, where the HELL is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?
2: People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote becuase they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
3: When people say 'Oh you just want to have you cake and eat it too' DAMN RIGHT!!!! what good is cake if you can't eat it?
4: When people say 'its always the last place you look' Of course it is. Why the HELL would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their asses!
5: When people say while watching a flim "DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!?!?!?" No loser, I paid $6 to come to a cinema and stare at the damn floor. Dumbass
6: People who ask "Can i ask you a question?" DIdn't really give me a choice there did ya?
7: When something is "New and improved!" Which is it? If it's new then there has never been anything like it before If it is improved then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new
8: When people say "Life is short" WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?! Life is the lonest damn thing anyone ever does!!! what can YOU do that is longer?
9: When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, i wouldn't be standing here jackass
1: People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... i know where my watch is pal, where the HELL is yours? Do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?
2: People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote becuase they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
3: When people say 'Oh you just want to have you cake and eat it too' DAMN RIGHT!!!! what good is cake if you can't eat it?
4: When people say 'its always the last place you look' Of course it is. Why the HELL would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their asses!
5: When people say while watching a flim "DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!?!?!?" No loser, I paid $6 to come to a cinema and stare at the damn floor. Dumbass
6: People who ask "Can i ask you a question?" DIdn't really give me a choice there did ya?
7: When something is "New and improved!" Which is it? If it's new then there has never been anything like it before If it is improved then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new
8: When people say "Life is short" WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?! Life is the lonest damn thing anyone ever does!!! what can YOU do that is longer?
9: When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, i wouldn't be standing here jackass
