Best Burns or Yo' momma Jokes.....

[DMW4L MeatsGirl]

The best wun I heard was..........

"Shit bitch"........you think ur fresh....?, Bitch,.......... I'M RIPE.......


lets hear urs.........



Mrs. Meat::cheers

 

[xLinsteRx]

flop

 

[DMW4L MeatsGirl]

well Linster, lets hear urs, if ur so much better, or shall i say lived long enough to hear them all.................

 

[DM DMan]

Yo Momma so fat, she died from a heart attack....*waits for awkward silence*

 

[Thunder]

DM Jack Bauer: when you search porn from google.. google are watching each and every single move you make btw


Linster X: that doesnt stop me

DM Mario16: Lol linster it should since ur always looking up little kids to rape


DM Jack Bauer: that descibes linster..


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[DM Lordlander]

Lmao

 

[Murf]

Your mommas so fat even god can't lift her spirits.

 

[DM phreaK]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i like that one. heres a few of mine.

melee eagle:

PI Nademan 1v1. i owned him in the gewehr match cuz he said is gewehr is elite. i beat him 15-5 with gewehr and scoping wasnt allowed. whos elite now huh? lol. and this screenie was the SG match, and i decided to do this becuz R4W Ballinn insisted that nademans SG was nuts an better than ine. 7-1. he said it was one of only 2 1v1 he has ever quit.

 

[Thunder]

yo momma so fat even tho shes Blind she can find the freezer

 

[Velatorix]

Yo momma's so fat you have to grease the doorway with butter and put a twinkie on the other side to get her out of the house