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Ok heres the deal, you replace Chuck Norris' name with any fellow DM member you want Ill start DM_Simkin can throw you out a closed window without breaking the glass.

There are 3 guys in a cafe the 1st guy says"I must have the smallest arms in the world!" the 2nd guy says "i must have the smallest head in the world!' the 3rd guy says"I must have the smallest dick in the world!" then,they go to check the Guiness world Records the 1st guy...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day...

Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? A: Because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum, and when they have the right momentum, they can't find the right position. Why did the chicken cross the road? Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road...

Boy: can i touch ur software? Girl: show ur hardware first. Boy: can i put may hardware in ur system? Girl: ok,just cover it with anti-virus.

Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead...

hey does any1 happen to hav like a one moth or 48 hour trial they can give me??? it sems that my parents wnt b able to help me till next month and i ran out today...can someone plz help me??? no spam plz

Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother...

Lets share some laughter and smiles Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents (PG) Prom Night was coming up, and a girl announced to her boyfriend that she wanted to make it special and take a hotel room for the night. Being the responsible type, the boy went to the Pharmacy to purchase...