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I got jumped by a girl at a party and we were going at it in the beer pong room and we were the only 2 ppl in there, and someone walked in and was like O_O and waked out lmao, that counts I suppose. Have you ever had surgery??

YES LMAO It was during my orientation for college. A ton of 18 year olds pumped to start college and kinda feeling out everyone to see who will make good friends. So there was this one girl, a real sexy thing, and I was chatting her up and she was from out of state so I was providing my...

New movie written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. I heard the Last Airbender was bad, but hopefully this will be better, I like a lot of the movies that he has been involved with. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bITfOdMmRY8 :Roy:

Blok I went parasailing in mexico it was awesome! Tor Ive been to Mexico, Holland, Bellgium and France. Blok I want to try that cheeseburger is iit a real thing? Sandy: elaborate on your story lol sounds interesting! I have never seen my skeletal muscle and I hope Ii never have to. Have you...

Niceeee I was totally there! I was dead, but I was still there

Here's my take on how things played out, complete with annotations! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daTHdB8eueI

Awesome cap carding! Thanks Gr8! I rarely clutch, especially 1v4, so this was big for me lmao ENJOY! I was so boned when I went behind the statue, that team either failed hard or I am way more ninja than I give myself credit for

No lmao. Once I was dancing with this really hot asain girl and shw was grinding on PvtReilly so hard and I was like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but I just went half chub, I was pretty proud of my control. Haave you ever tried to bang your friend's hot mom?

bday kid Ill let you play mw2 with me for 30min as your present

LMFAO Forb - glad I could help lol Hova - Thanks for the insight, Ill keep that in mind. It's not like instantaneous, because the water does have to shift temps, but I'll slow it down so that you won't lose sleep worrying about my health.

So my whole life, I've been a very warm to hot shower kind of guy. I get in there, steam it up, and I just like the way it feels. So I would always get out of the shower, be drying off, and I'll be like k im dry! and then I'll be wet in spots Ive already dried. So I figured: All that steamed...

Actually the opposite lol. In summer 06 I had some pretty serious liver problems and so I couldn't do any kind of physical activity because I felt so sick. So I played mohh all the time lol. The liver problems caused me to lose a ton of weight because a lot of my muscle tissue became...

I read about this on GameFAQs and saw a vid of it in action, seems like a fun new game mode to do in private matches. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nnKE4vgE_4 Anyone want to try this?

AHOY THAR! bday wishes from the C.P.T.

Never pissed on a car, I have pissed on restaurants, churches, and into a dorm room from outside tho lol. BTW, Tor the question about the girls bathroom, I totally did that last fall. I had some beers at a bar with buddies from work, then got up to piss, and the doors say "MEN" and "WOMEN" but...

LMAO not that I know of O_o Have you ever been involved in a car accident?

^Called it. +rep I was really rooting for Uruguay over all the others but it's all good. I did not want Spain to win >:[ but it was a nice goal in the final at least. Overall it was an amazing tournament. The performance by the USA was really amazing too (always pulling back into games) too...

I have hit the final cup to win at beer pong and Ive had epic plays in intramural soccer and football but the only sport I played for real was soccer and I was always a defender so I rarely scored. Good question tho! Have you ever had any kind of sexy time in an airplane WHILE ITS FLYING?

No but I came so close. I met an Asian girl at a party last fall and she was smokin and we got along great but later that night I walked her home and she was like kthxbai *doorslam* yeah I wasnt happy. Have you ever been in a fight (verbal/physical) with police?

No but I did it to my own apartment the day i moved out, pwnd. Have you ever puked out of a moving vehicle?