Simple as fuck.
Problem: Friend wants to use your internet.
Solution: PANIC, Delete web history, and delete bookmarks.
Problem: Friend wants to use your internet.
Solution: PANIC, Delete web history, and delete bookmarks.
You make them both yourself:Morbid:Is one of us supposed to come up with a problem and some else answers it?
Solution: Shut off the Xbox..Problem: Trapped in a pipe on a bridge with a bomb that will go off in 20 seconds.
Solution: Quickly jump at one of the assailants and use him as a human shield. The sudden movement will cause the other 3 assailants to flinch and shoot. Take the weapon from the guy used as a human shield and blow them away then walk a way likeSolution: Shut off the Xbox..
Problem: Being held at gun point from four different angles
Load your shotgun....Problem: You wake up in a trashed trailer home chained to a bed next to a naked 45yr old fat stripper
Solution: Whip out the penis and get to work.Solution: You ask ur grandma what the fuck she is doing in ur bed and why the fuck is she in uniform..and then ask her to politely leave..
Problem: I forgot to turn my swag off and now I have bitches all over me
So let me get this straight.....the problem is girls are all over you and the solution is to bed your Gmaw? WTFSolution: You ask ur grandma what the fuck she is doing in ur bed and why the fuck is she in uniform..and then ask her to politely leave..
Problem: I forgot to turn my swag off and now I have bitches all over me
no no no jesse. His solution was to my problem.So let me get this straight.....the problem is girls are all over you and the solution is to bed your Gmaw? WTF