Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum,
and when they have the right momentum, they can't find the right position.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Whether the chicken
crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame
of reference.
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says 'No, but I know where I am.'
Two atoms bump
into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks,
'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
Q: What do Physicists like doing most at baseball games? A: The "Wave"
Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
A: Because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum,
and when they have the right momentum, they can't find the right position.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Whether the chicken
crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame
of reference.
Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg says 'No, but I know where I am.'
Two atoms bump
into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks,
'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
Q: What do Physicists like doing most at baseball games? A: The "Wave"
Q: How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
