The teacher that you just want to smack upside the head.

[DM Michigan]

ok so i know most people have one of thoese teacher who just sucks at being a teacher and it realy pisses me off. Well let me describe the teacher i hate. My Honors Bio teacher is retarded. Shes like maybe 29 years old or so so relitivly new to teaching. She is a totaly bitch and grades you down for all the gayest shit. She COUNTS SPELLING on quizes and tests becuase every1 should know how to spell Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum and Chloroflurocarbons and your definitely gonna need to know how to spell all this shit later in life (sarcasm). and then when we have projects in class she grades them on the shittiest most bs criteria she can find like grading you on penmanship. She loses papers all the time and wont admit it so when she loses your paper you get a 0. she thinks shes realy funny and laughs at all these stories when no one else is laughing. She is always chewing gum and it is so fucking obnoxious because she will chew it as loud as she can while she lectures on the notes. So yeah im just realy pissed now because she lost one of the labs i turned in.


So any1 wanna describe a teacher that you cant stand?stillwaiting

 

[DM OldmanJenkins]

dude i ddnt rly gaf man i passed w/o doin much but if i were u i would read this to her w/o the bitch part

 

[DM Lordlander]

Tell the teacher that your friend says shes a bitch.

 

[DM Batman]

I would report your teacher if I were you Feagle.I would type a note to your teacher explaining how she makes you fell.

Sometimes ppl dont know how they act untill somebody in front of others untill they are told ...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[DM Toonaami]

ok how about this:

My principle at my school hates me. He gave me a detention for playing a PSP during freetime at school. wtf? also he gave me a detention for calling Obama an oreo. And last year he gave me a saturday detention because a freshman told me to suck his balls so i decked him and broke his nose. And yesterday he was subbing for my Algerbra 2 teacher and we were taking a quiz. ANd i sit next to my grilfriend in that class. So he thought he saw me "cheating" off her quiz even tho SHE was gone all week from school because she had the flu. And she didnt even know how to do ne of the shit. So i was like she wasnt even here all week so why would i cheat off a person who doesnt even know how to do it?? And he was like dont tell me what i saw thats your mistake. And then he ripped up my quiz. And even my gf said i didnt do ne thing (which i didnt) So i was like no my mistake was comming to class today trying to get taught my a fucking fruitcake.

So then i picked up my stuff and left. Hows that? 100% true btw

 

[DM Batman]

Sounds like your principle needs to be reEducated by the Batman... ...To The Bat Cave!!

 

[DM Lordlander]

ok how about this:

My principle at my school hates me. He gave me a detention for playing a PSP during freetime at school. wtf? also he gave me a detention for calling Obama an oreo. And last year he gave me a saturday detention because a freshman told me to suck his balls so i decked him and broke his nose. And yesterday he was subbing for my Algerbra 2 teacher and we were taking a quiz. ANd i sit next to my grilfriend in that class. So he thought he saw me "cheating" off her quiz even tho SHE was gone all week from school because she had the flu. And she didnt even know how to do ne of the shit. So i was like she wasnt even here all week so why would i cheat off a person who doesnt even know how to do it?? And he was like dont tell me what i saw thats your mistake. And then he ripped up my quiz. And even my gf said i didnt do ne thing (which i didnt) So i was like no my mistake was comming to class today trying to get taught my a fucking fruitcake.

So then i picked up my stuff and left. Hows that? 100% true btw

That guy sounds like a total asswad.

 

[DM HaZ]

i just hate taking quizes and tests.

 

[DM KNIGHTParikh]

i do that stuff in regular non honors bio in 9th grade.

your school system sux

 

[ReminderR]

i just hate taking quizes and tests.

indeed i do all my homework just test n quizes fuck me up all my teachers luv me

 

[DM4L SK]

I don't have any problems with any of my teachers.

 

[DM Blazer]

there is a math teacher in my school who everyone hates because she cant teach. twice the State officials had to observe our class to see what she was doing. She failed miserably but she couldnt be fired cuz she was on contract.

 

[den24cb]

haha our school system up here is a joke. 90% of our grade is tests, quizzes, and projects. 10% of our grade is homework, classwork, etc. So I hardly ever do homework.

And we have these things called competencies. Here's how they work: say there's 8 competencies in one course, you pass 7 competencies but fail one by lets say a couple points. You could have an A in the class but because of that one competency you fail. Yea that makes a lot of fuckin sense.

 

[DM4L SK]

Thats weird Den.

 

[den24cb]

Yea I know. But i'm not lying if that's what anyone thinks. It's fuckin bullshit.bang head