Chuck Norris Facts

[★Baller★]

Ok. We're creating an ultimate collection of Chuck Norris Facts/ Jokes. The only rules are that every person can only put two on, so make them good!


When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

 

[DM4L SK]

N - E - R - D
- Rep.

 

[DM firevice]

Chuck Norris doesn't pray to Jesus, Jesus prays to Chuck Norris.

 

[★Baller★]

thats a good one lol

 

[DM xFantin]

chuck norris facts get overused every second of every day

 

[DM Senshi]

chuck norris facts get overused every second of every day

^This ..

 

[xHuztl4x]

Chuck norris is so tough so so tough dat he can onli eat one lay potato chip ONLY 1

 

[DM Blazer]

Chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes opens.

Chuck Norris invented Fire.

 

[DM phreaK]

phreaK is the only CSS player with an automatic option on his AWP sniper rifle.

 

[DM Nebula7]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

 

[DM MayorWest13]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE[/ame]

 

[DM Nebula7]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

 

[DM Ace of SPADES]

talk about getting on chuck norris' nuts

 

[PiiN3aPpL3]

Chuck norris is so tough so so tough dat he can onli eat one lay potato chip ONLY 1

lol......that made NO sense rly...
The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV (Department of Motor Vechicles) [For those to stupid to know ].
Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
:coffee:Mine da best!

 

[DM Ace of SPADES]

You dont see Chuck Norris,Chuck Norris sees you

 

[PiiN3aPpL3]

LoL^^
Ive heard that 1

 

[DM OldmanJenkins]

i got a few

chuck norris once walked down the street with a boner ... there were no survivers.

theres no such thing as tornados, chuck norris just doesnt like trailer parks.

every time u masturbate chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face (no offence this is what it said)

hellen keller's favorite color is chuck norris

peewee herman got arrested for masturbating in public the same day chuck norris got an award for publicly masturbating

 

[DM OldmanJenkins]

BUMPAGE!!!!!!!

 

[PiiN3aPpL3]

Lol..The last one is pretty wrong but funny

 

[I Deadly xz]

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

chuck norris does read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information needed

chuck norris is so tough that nothing can cut chuck norris but chuck norris

1 chuck norris round house kick is = to the equivalence of the big bang theorem

when god said let there be light chuck norris said whats the magic word?

as a kid im sure you wore superman pajamas?
well
superman wears chuck norris pajamas

chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for the best martial arts skills ever
later that day he kicked the devils ass and got his soul back.