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Velatorix

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It's been awhile since I read this thread but I just read it from the beginning again and it's still funny. :thumbsup:
 
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DM CptReilly

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Wow I forgot how awesome this thread is.

On xbl whenever Eustace would get killed he would have this really funny WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! that he would do. Firevice started imitating it and it sounds like REEEEOOOOWW!!! Firevice was talking about how he said that during a codWaW game when the enemy called in dogs, and his teammate goes "dogs don't meow." XD


(Mr. Interwebz is this guy I play with on xbl)
Random kid on xbl: "Did you know the Nazis also persecuted homosexuals?"

Mr. Interwebz: "Well that's bad news for me, because I'm a homosexual jewish gypsy!"
 
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Royal1Wun

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XBL has some funny wuns.

I was playing TDM with these guys and this dude just joined the game for the last 3 minutes and went 3-25

In the lobby some guys from my team goes "yeah we coulda wun that game but slicker here was running around in his rainbow banana hammock with sparklers and bunny rabbit ears jumped around saying shoot me shoot me"
 
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DM CptReilly

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Royal talking to RWG, read from top:

[Today 10:32 PM] DM Royal1Wun: Im just glad to be with her and I know that my love for her is irreplacible

[Today 10:33 PM] RoyalWun's Girl: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Today 10:33 PM] Velatorix : this is getting a little too steamy for me

[Today 10:33 PM] DM Dman : Jess.....a nun removing her hat is a little too steamy for you!
 
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Velatorix

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[Today 09:56 AM] Velatorix : My hair smells
[Today 09:57 AM] DM Colt45 : lmao
[Today 09:58 AM] Velatorix : Dousing yourself in Axe spray takes care of that quite nicely
[Today 09:58 AM] DM Colt45 : ewwwwwwwwww
[Today 09:58 AM] ARQuickiller: lmao
[Today 09:59 AM] Velatorix : well I can't go around letting people know I use Beauty products
[Today 09:59 AM] Velatorix : come on now
[Today 09:59 AM] DM Colt45 : LMAO
[Today 09:59 AM] DM Colt45 : girls might like it, you never know
[Today 10:00 AM] ARQuickiller: lmao
 
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DM4L SK

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'' Fuck your hood ''
'' Yo you wanna see my nuts? ''
'' Yah OK Lil Mayne. ''
 
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DM firevice

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psycho: "YO CPT ON BACK OF YOU"

Jok3R: "Yea ok lil man"

CPT: "tanks are stupid and i dont respect em."
 
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DM Toonaami

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"Nigga stole my bike!!!!"

"Mr. Kazmierski(ME), id like to talk to you about your geometry test grade it was horri.....ME: FUCK YOU.
 
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DM DMan

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Bottom up
[Today 11:08 PM] DM Dman : stfu, i wanna put taht in my quotes thread
[Today 11:08 PM] Con-to-soldier: but wait should i tell royal im canadian
[Today 11:07 PM] DM Colt45 : yea i think so
[Today 11:07 PM] DM Dman : Black IS superior (very racial comment)
[Today 11:07 PM] Con-to-soldier: if im born in canada am i canadian
[Today 11:07 PM] DM Colt45 : dman, im gonna ask MM to turn me black(non racial comment)
[Today 11:07 PM] Con-to-soldier: o damn i wanna be canadian
[Today 11:07 PM] DM Dman : cuz he's canadian

[Today 11:06 PM] Con-to-soldier:Why is Fantin grey?
 
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DM CptReilly

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Here is another example of Jacky being Jacky -.- read from bottom



[Today 06:05 PM] DM JackBauer : It was Brown to begin with


[Today 06:05 PM] DM Beast : lmao


[Today 06:05 PM] DM JackBauer : Cpt jizzed and made it white


[Today 06:04 PM] DM CptReilly: LMAO


[Today 06:04 PM] DM JackBauer : Thats why there's a big crater


[Today 06:04 PM] DM CptReilly: <!--[if gte vml 1]><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"> <v:stroke joinstyle="miter"/> <v:formulas> <v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0"/> <v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1"/> <v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"/> <v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"/> <v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"/> <v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"/> </v:formulas> <v:path o:extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" o:connecttype="rect"/> <o:lock v:ext="edit" aspectratio="t"/> </v:shapetype><v:shape id="_x0000_i1025" type="#_x0000_t75" alt="" style='width:28.5pt; height:15pt'> <v:imagedata src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\Sean\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.gif" o:href="http://www.dmclanforum.com/images/smilies/thumbup%281%29.gif"/> </v:shape><![endif]--><!--[if !vml]-->:biggrin:<!--[endif]-->


[Today 06:04 PM] DM JackBauer : Ginger Buff was born 1000000+ BC he was a penis size of 14,000,000 Inches, He once fucked the moon.


[Today 06:04 PM] DM JackBauer : as we speak


[Today 06:04 PM] DM Beast : :O


[Today 06:03 PM] DM JackBauer : Where are taking to his son

[Today 06:03 PM] DM CptReilly: LMFAO


[Today 06:03 PM] DM JackBauer : He name is GOD
 
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DM Sandman

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Royal talking to RWG, read from top:

[Today 10:32 PM] DM Royal1Wun: Im just glad to be with her and I know that my love for her is irreplacible

[Today 10:33 PM] RoyalWun's Girl: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Today 10:33 PM] Velatorix : this is getting a little too steamy for me

[Today 10:33 PM] DM Dman : Jess.....a nun removing her hat is a little too steamy for you!
this one just got me going, i couldnt stop laughing xD
 
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DM Poisoned

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Ok I have some funny ones:


ST1LL-K1LL4: wat da nigga
ToRNaDo412: that makes no sense were u trying to say like "what the fuck" except with the n word?



DM xAsSaSsiiNo-: atv everything that you say is gay
DM Poisoned: then your straight



DM Shoot2Kill: Holy christ i fucking hate razor noobs -____-
DM_NightMare72: I HATE YOU TOO



DM RC-blazer:
metroids would latch on to ur head and drain ur life force.....



RussDaBeast3; why does it say noob under my name?
DM g-ace-k: cuz u r one smartass
 
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DM ToRNaDo412

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(awlchamare) tor stop overclocking

X15 Sidekick said:
Well all know that we suck and u da best OD. cuz thats only in ur dreams. u got no fucking life ur a fucking jew so get a fucking life then tell people they suck. cuz i bet u He can kick ur little ass there. fucking retarted dumass.. if i say some shit to u, u probbly goona go telll ur fucking mommy. cuz u a fuckng momas boy so get a life u cunt bag
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lmfao tor its con tyler showed me this thank you tyler your just a flat out prick who does this make a video on a retirement from PSP lmaooo you queer dont cry over it tor DM will always be there cause they will always stick up for you and you threatening this kid over the internet about psp YOU BAMF honestly your just a faggot crying about hacking and even making a video like this you just topped it off with this 1 queer haha cant stop laughing
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Tor u used to overclock in rr... i was da best in rr!!!!