Alright so this is how it happened.
OJ and I we're talking about how i just heard stairway to heaven last night for the first time, and it is THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. This was so funny, i copyd it all, pasted it into word, edited it, and i am re writing it (not pasting it) into this thread.
Half credit to OJ on this one.
Based on a (Yet to come)true story.
Alright i was talking about how it was addicting. I said something like "Its so addicting, i want to put it into a syringe and inject it into me. I want speakers built into my head (the inside near my brain) having this song being played over and over again." Oj was like "Well i guess its fine if its the only thing in the syringe, but drugs are bad. I say "But stairway isn't. I think im actually going to make a drug, and call it Stairway. Except it will be legal. You'll inject it, and you'll be hullicinatin that your climbing the stairway, to heaven. Oj, me and you should become scientists and actually find ingredients to this." OJ says "put shrooms dipped in acid and stick em in brownies. We will call em stairway brownies." I declared that we would be the new betty crocker, and we would replace betty's face, with the lead singer of led zepplin's. "We'll even replace ShamWow with it, because it can hold 20 times it weight in liquid. It will be the new michael jackson. We'll start with fudge flavor, and then add white chocolate. We will have it dancing in commercials of it. Then it will get rape chargers, and be frowned upon. But when it dies, everyone will cry their eyes out and it will be on the news for 4 fucking months. We can tell it to our children as a folk story. Every saturday, in your local library....."
And that is how our drug will be made.
OJ and I we're talking about how i just heard stairway to heaven last night for the first time, and it is THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. This was so funny, i copyd it all, pasted it into word, edited it, and i am re writing it (not pasting it) into this thread.
Half credit to OJ on this one.
Based on a (Yet to come)true story.
Alright i was talking about how it was addicting. I said something like "Its so addicting, i want to put it into a syringe and inject it into me. I want speakers built into my head (the inside near my brain) having this song being played over and over again." Oj was like "Well i guess its fine if its the only thing in the syringe, but drugs are bad. I say "But stairway isn't. I think im actually going to make a drug, and call it Stairway. Except it will be legal. You'll inject it, and you'll be hullicinatin that your climbing the stairway, to heaven. Oj, me and you should become scientists and actually find ingredients to this." OJ says "put shrooms dipped in acid and stick em in brownies. We will call em stairway brownies." I declared that we would be the new betty crocker, and we would replace betty's face, with the lead singer of led zepplin's. "We'll even replace ShamWow with it, because it can hold 20 times it weight in liquid. It will be the new michael jackson. We'll start with fudge flavor, and then add white chocolate. We will have it dancing in commercials of it. Then it will get rape chargers, and be frowned upon. But when it dies, everyone will cry their eyes out and it will be on the news for 4 fucking months. We can tell it to our children as a folk story. Every saturday, in your local library....."
And that is how our drug will be made.
