LMAO the way you phrased that honestly made me laugh out loud, but sorry that situation worked out.
The Cpt's stories:
- Middle school: I asked this hottie to the dance and she consulted with her friends and shot my ass down... in front of all my friends, that sucked.
- My BEST friend called me one time and when I went to hang up I accidentally hit ''phone'' or something, so it just beeped, didn't hang up. A few minutes later I realized the phone was still on, picked it up and heard my friend was still on the line, talking to my girlfriend. She had left me for my best friend... Fuck that you twatbag. I never banged her friends but I came pretty damn close (let's just say there were a lot of fingers involvd..)
- My sister's friend (3 years older than the Cpt) was at a party at our house and she was wasted (let me take this opportunity to tell everyone that this babe was HOT, I had a boner for her for like 5 years before this, she grew up to be an exotic dancer). So she finally realizes I have the hot's for her and she decides to give me a shot. We head to the Cpt's room, start making out, her shirt is off, then her phone rings and it's her boyfriend and he was coming over. That was the end of that, I have regretted that moment for the past 6 years, even though it wasn't my fault.
So that's it, getting dumped or letting opportunity slip through your fingers sucks, but move on, there are plenty of vaginas in the sea.
