Funny gamertags

[DM Lordlander]

Well im going to make a new gamertag, and i was looking for some funny gamertags. I want it to look funny when it says "You were killed by ____"
So post some ideas.
Here are some of mine.

64K modem
A rabid squirell
A comcast remote
A fork
A metal straw

 

[DM OldmanJenkins]

A Sandy Vagina

Sweaty Mancandy

Mayonase Maker

 

[DM Blazer]

you were killed by "you were killed by"-nice gamertag

also
a Spork
a Condom
a Dooshe
a Dildo
a dshajdewuismd18937372334 ( best name)

they would be like omg! dshajdewuis**watever his name is OWNS**

 

[DM Lordlander]

the last one is too long

 

[DM4L SK]

Lordlander. thats pretty funny.

You were killed by LLbutheLuvdU

 

[DM Lordlander]

Ok that makes perfect sense...

 

[DM God§ H3®o]

your mom







.

 

[DM SilentAs5asin]

a tic
a dick
your mom
your boyfriend

 

[DM CharlesK]

Fur Burger
Brown Eye
Snail Trail

 

[I Deadly xz]

god
the pope
a fat mexican
(not trying to be racist)
H20
yourself
blade of grass
a bush
vp cheney
the drama llama
a cracked out baby
intercourse
a gay porn
(if your the last person alive there all wating a gay porn, or saggy boobs, or your parents)
herpes
aids
any std...
flappy vagina
saggy tits
black man meat
black man meat killed you
a homosexual
an emo kid
a nerd
something
someone
or myself

but idk getting killed by
DM LordLander is bad to
so idk

 

[Baller]

lubricated shaft
lubricated stick
lubricated fist

 

[DM Lordlander]

LOL............