Don't be shellfish...
Has anyone noticed the year Derek Holland is having? This is me raising my hand. You can’t see it, but you’ll just have to trust me. I’ve noticed. And I’m sure those in Arlington have noticed. And perhaps even a Derek Holland owner here and there has maybe gotten a whiff of what he’s cooking. Hopefully it’s brisket. I mean, yes, he’s certainly cooking some great pitching stats (3.18 ERA, 8 Wins, 135 K’s) for teams throughout the fantasy baseball universe. But what I’m saying is, why can’t he also be cooking brisket? Furthermore, why am I not cooking brisket? These are all fantastic questions. Does this have anything to do with baseball at all? Fantasy baseball even? No, it doesn’t. So? I’m not even going to bother justifying it. It’s brisket. I should be able to write in a superfluous fashion about that crispy burned concoction of cow breast, slowly cooked with a spicy yet savory rub… Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. Err, you were saying? Derek Holland? Who the ef cares about Derek Holland? Brisket bro.
Besides Yu Darvish, there has not been another Texas pitcher that has held down the fort better than Derek Holland. Brisket? Fort’s? This clearly is a post with a bit of Texas going on. So obviously, let’s talk guns. And cowboy hats. And car*balls. (Sorta NSFW? Probably.) I guess we *could* talk about the valiant efforts by Alexi Ogando, Justin Grimm, Nick Tepesch and Martin Perez, who have either been in, or are currently in the Rangers rotation. We could even talk about the recently acquired Matt Garza, who is in the mix, but basically the new kid on the block. But we’re not, because out of all those names, it has been Yu and Holland that have carried fantasy staffs this year. And we already know about Yu. And also you, coincidentally. Not really, but it seemed like the natural next step. Maybe we will one day. Drones are so cool until they’re above your house.
Coming off a 2012 season that saw Derek Holland provide, well, less than, one must wonder, first, what changed, and second, if this change is sustainable. Just to put these two seasons into perspective, let’s quickly go table all over this place.
Has anyone noticed the year Derek Holland is having? This is me raising my hand. You can’t see it, but you’ll just have to trust me. I’ve noticed. And I’m sure those in Arlington have noticed. And perhaps even a Derek Holland owner here and there has maybe gotten a whiff of what he’s cooking. Hopefully it’s brisket. I mean, yes, he’s certainly cooking some great pitching stats (3.18 ERA, 8 Wins, 135 K’s) for teams throughout the fantasy baseball universe. But what I’m saying is, why can’t he also be cooking brisket? Furthermore, why am I not cooking brisket? These are all fantastic questions. Does this have anything to do with baseball at all? Fantasy baseball even? No, it doesn’t. So? I’m not even going to bother justifying it. It’s brisket. I should be able to write in a superfluous fashion about that crispy burned concoction of cow breast, slowly cooked with a spicy yet savory rub… Mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmm. Err, you were saying? Derek Holland? Who the ef cares about Derek Holland? Brisket bro.
Besides Yu Darvish, there has not been another Texas pitcher that has held down the fort better than Derek Holland. Brisket? Fort’s? This clearly is a post with a bit of Texas going on. So obviously, let’s talk guns. And cowboy hats. And car*balls. (Sorta NSFW? Probably.) I guess we *could* talk about the valiant efforts by Alexi Ogando, Justin Grimm, Nick Tepesch and Martin Perez, who have either been in, or are currently in the Rangers rotation. We could even talk about the recently acquired Matt Garza, who is in the mix, but basically the new kid on the block. But we’re not, because out of all those names, it has been Yu and Holland that have carried fantasy staffs this year. And we already know about Yu. And also you, coincidentally. Not really, but it seemed like the natural next step. Maybe we will one day. Drones are so cool until they’re above your house.
Coming off a 2012 season that saw Derek Holland provide, well, less than, one must wonder, first, what changed, and second, if this change is sustainable. Just to put these two seasons into perspective, let’s quickly go table all over this place.
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