2 Poems Women VS Man.

DM Major Meat · Nov 7, 2010

A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

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DM4L SK · Nov 7, 2010

I must be a women then<3

DM Sandman · Nov 7, 2010

hahah!! great comparison!

DM FlyMEXboy · Nov 8, 2010

Yep I'm the man.....

2 Poems Women VS Man.

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