The Sexual Experience 1 Up Game

[ReNeGaDe]

Whoever posts next must have a relevant experience that out-bro's the predecessor

FIRST: I once came in my ex girlfriends eye then kicked her in the shin making her say ARRRRRRR

AKA, the blind pirate

 

[DM Toonaami]

I jus busted in my girl the other day.

AKA, creampie!

 

[DM Morbid]

I fingered one of my exgirlfriends under a table while i was sitting next to her dad at a wedding.

 

[ReNeGaDe]

I once had sex with my ex girlfriend on top of her and shouted my ex ex girlfriends name until she shoved me off

But she didn't

 

[DM Lordlander]

LMAO ren made this thread cuz hes trying to prove hes not a virgin

 

[DM Toonaami]

Is* a virgin. Fix your post

 

[MadaraUchiha]

Oh boy Macy would kill me if I posted here. LOL

 

[DM Lordlander]

No she wouldn't

 

[MadaraUchiha]

I'm pretty sure she would. I'll wait till she replies.

 

[MadaraUchiha]

NVM! I got the okay from her! teehee

These are just some of the ones I remember. I have bad memory btw. :|
Oh and we were both virgins.

-Touching eachother at the movie theater while watching previews and the beginning of Resident Evil Afterlife.


-The handjob through the pants while driving.

-After our first 2 weeks of doing it, she was all sore and couldn't walk.

-Sex while rocking out and moving to the beat of Metallica's "...And Justice For All" album. From track 1 - 5. Roughly 40+ mins. Got tired by track 6.
lol

She told me to mention:
-Attempting Kama Sutra
-Doggy
-69
-Her progress with BJ's. She's come a long way! ;D
-And I love going down on her. She always accuses me of watching porn afterwards.

TMI? Neither of us give a shit! LOL

 

[DM Toonaami]

dude i am so comfortable to say i am jealous and i would love to get on with yall.

 

[MadaraUchiha]

dude i am so comfortable to say i am jealous and i would love to get on with yall.

wtf am i reading?

 

[DM Lordlander]

dude i am so comfortable to say i am jealous and i would love to get on with yall.

He wants both of you.

 

[MadaraUchiha]

oh i see. ya, sorry pal. you can fuck me, just not her. :/

 

[DM 951RPN]

He wants both of you.

LMFAO :thumbsup:

 

[Queen Macy]

LMFAO omgawd. Haha I approve David's message. [;

And I'm not a whore/slut for doing that since he's my boyfriend, I can do whatever I want to him and vice versa.

And Alex, you would. ;D

 

[MadaraUchiha]

She's my lil whore/slut. xD <3

 

[DM Lordlander]

She's my lil whore/slut. xD <3

I prefer Video > Text, thank you.

 

[Queen Macy]

Done it in every room in our house, on the carpet, and pinned in the wall.

 

[MadaraUchiha]

kenny, wat

and my house. every room.
we have yet to do it in her shower. :/