Lmfao I would pay to see the most reatarded fight ever. Wife beater vs "sport shirt" LMFAO. I'm pretty sure it would end in a tie: Con would be scared of doggy like he's scared of the camera and run away and trip and knock himself out and then doggy would chase him until he stepped out the door and realized there's a magical place called "the outdoors" and start to melt. then remember that he doesn't have any friends so he runs back inside and cries because he doesn't have anyone to take a picture of himwith his new acheivment, going outside. Merry Christmas