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A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"

While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.

The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

:) Rednecks.
 
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And my personal favorite..

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
 
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well since everyone is posting jokes what you guys think of this one?

so a Guy and a Nun are waiting for the bus to come at a bus stop. when they get inside the bus, the guy asks the Nun if he can have sex with her. the Nun refuses and says that she is married to God. so when the Nun leaves the bus, The Bus Driver Man tells the Guy that the Nun prays in a cemetery every friday night and that if he dresses up as Jesus then she'll probably have sex with him. So on friday night the Guy dressed up as Jesus and went to the cementary. the Nun was praying and the Guy asked her if he can have sex with her. She said yes but said she wanted to stay a virgin so she wanted to do it anally. after they were done the Guy took of his disguise and said "Haha im the man at the bus stop!" the Nun takes off her disguise and says "Haha im the Bus Driver."
 
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well since everyone is posting jokes what you guys think of this one?

so a Guy and a Nun are waiting for the bus to come at a bus stop. when they get inside the bus, the guy asks the Nun if he can have sex with her. the Nun refuses and says that she is married to God. so when the Nun leaves the bus, The Bus Driver Man tells the Guy that the Nun prays in a cemetery every friday night and that if he dresses up as Jesus then she'll probably have sex with him. So on friday night the Guy dressed up as Jesus and went to the cementary. the Nun was praying and the Guy asked her if he can have sex with her. She said yes but said she wanted to stay a virgin so she wanted to do it anally. after they were done the Guy took of his disguise and said "Haha im the man at the bus stop!" the Nun takes off her disguise and says "Haha im the Bus Driver."
yeah ive heard a variation of this, quite disgusting haha
 
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L.M.F.A-fuckin-O

too bad ill never get to use one -_-