IF you don't like the French, read this

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Something i got emailed:

JFK'S
Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded
"Does that include those who are buried here?"
DeGaulle did not respond.

You could have
heard a pin drop
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When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.
He answered by saying,
'Over
the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and
women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The
only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury
those that did not return.'

You could have
heard a pin drop.
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There
was a conference in France where a number of international engineers
were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one
of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard
the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:
'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply
emergency
electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with
the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day,
they can
produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each
day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting
victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such
ships; how many does France have?'

You could have
heard a pin drop.
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group
of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?'

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied,
'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

You could have
heard a pin drop.

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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN
WITH THE ABOVE...
Robert
Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At
French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry on.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically..
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said,
'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,
''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."
You could have
heard a pin drop.

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If you are proud to be an American, pass this on! If not, delete it.
I am proud to be of this land, AMERICA

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Yeah, how soon they forget....

two points:

NORMANDY FRANCE (sticks out in anyones mind????) D-Day... Americans and Canadians storm the beaches of Normandy to free France from being Germanys Bitch in WWII.

Vietnam: American and Canadian Forces join the war after the slaughter of French fighters (again we bail them out).... enough said!


Your Very Welcome you French Basturds!!! Keep the Change!!!
 
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Yeah, how soon they forget....

two points:

NORMANDY FRANCE (sticks out in anyones mind????) D-Day... Americans and Canadians storm the beaches of Normandy to free France from being Germanys Bitch in WWII.

Vietnam: American and Canadian Forces join the war after the slaughter of French fighters (again we bail them out).... enough said!


Your Very Welcome you French Basturds!!! Keep the Change!!!
Canada never fought in vietnam, but we played a part in D-Day. I have heard of alot of french arrogance before, but this is kinda funny. Its just like every naiton though, its because of the teachers that the people our age think the same way as their parents. Eventually it will stop, and i know alot of nice french people, but most of them hate english
 
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LOL this thread is full of win.

I took french in high school but I only did it because all of the hawt girls took it and the teacher was the sexiest creature on God's green earth.
 
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Sure feels good to be an American right about now. I took French the same time i took Spanish for half a year before.......Spanish won cuz it's closer to the U.S. PWNED
 
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Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied,
'Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'

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Canada never fought in vietnam, but we played a part in D-Day. I have heard of alot of french arrogance before, but this is kinda funny. Its just like every naiton though, its because of the teachers that the people our age think the same way as their parents. Eventually it will stop, and i know alot of nice french people, but most of them hate english

Actually Nick, your wrong. In American uniforms along side our Friends to the south. My uncle and 8 of his friends did. We didnt play a large roll. But we were there in the 1000's.
 
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happy you guys like this thread so much ^^